I am this guy ⬎
I was born in Ignorance, but moved out and now live in Delusion.
As a child, my dream job was to earn tonnes of money. I was later informed that this was not, in fact, a legitimate profession. I begged to differ, but nobody cares about begging teenagers. So now I professionally allow people to think I am really smart as I sit behind a screen and write in languages that no one in my rather tiny village has heard of. There's this startup called PressPlay that pays me to do that. Earlier, Zomato, Mozilla / Google, Shufflr, and Digit were driving this gravy train.
I rebelled against the rebels and became a conformist, easily found on the networks where my presence is expected.